Tomorrow, 105 Virginia Tech football players will assemble out on the practice fields for the first day of fall practice. It will be a beautiful, glorious, and almost orgasmic (no Dabo!) sight. To better cover this, I've always wanted to incorporate tweets within a single article but taking screenshots over every single tweet I wanted to include and then uploading into one article is tedious. About six months ago, I was introduced to Storify, which is a webtool that allows you to create stories by assembling tweets into one frame. It may just be the greatest tool ever created. So below, is a list of interesting tweets I've found recently that should give you Twitter people and non-Twitter people some cool information without me doing a lot of work... the latter being the most important part. So enjoy these quips regarding today's newly released depth chart and staff meetings.